It's one banana, Michael. What could it cost? Ten dollars?
shithole-state:
“spaceagecore:
“dtm:
“im screaming
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hetalia fanfics in the early 2010s
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Wh’t th’ f'ck d’d y’ j'st f'ck'ng s'y ‘b’t m’, y’ l'ttl’ b'tch? “ll h’ve y’ kn'w ’ gr’d’t’d t'p ‘f m’ cl'ss ‘n th’ N'vy S'ls, 'nd ’'v’ b'n 'nv'lv’d 'n n’m'r’s...

shithole-state:

spaceagecore:

dtm:

im screaming

hetalia fanfics in the early 2010s

Wh’t th’ f'ck d’d y’ j'st f'ck'ng s'y ‘b’t m’, y’ l'ttl’ b'tch? “ll h’ve y’ kn'w ’ gr’d’t’d t'p ‘f m’ cl'ss ‘n th’ N'vy S'ls, 'nd ’'v’ b'n 'nv'lv’d 'n n’m'r’s s'cr’t r'ds 'n 'l-Q’d’, 'nd ’ h'v’ 'v'r 300 c'nf'rm’d k'lls. ’ ’m tr'n’d 'n g'r’ll’ w'rf'r’ 'nd ’’m th t'p sn'p'r 'n th’ 'nt'r’ ’S 'rm’d f'rc’s. Y’ 'r’ n'th'ng t’ m’ b’t j'st 'n'th'r t'rg’t. ’ w’ll w'p’ y’ th’ f'ck ’t w'th pr'c’s'n th l'k’s 'f wh'ch h’s n'v'r b'n s'n b'f'r’ 'n th’s 'rth, m'rk m’ f'ck'ng w'rds. Y’ th'nk y’ c'n g’t 'w'y w'th s'y'ng th’t sh’t t’ m’ 'v'r th’ 'nt'rn’t? Th'nk 'g'n, f'ck'r. ’s w’ sp'k ’ ’m c'nt'ct'ng m’ s'cr’t n'tw'rk 'f sp’s 'cr'ss th’ ’S’ 'nd y'r 'P ’s b'ng tr'c’d r'ght n'w s’ y’ b'tt'r pr'p'r’ f'r th’ st'rm, m'gg’t. Th’ st'rm th’t w'p’s ’t th’ p'th’t'c l'ttl’ th'ng y’ c’ll y'r l'f’. Y’'r’ f'ck'ng d’d, k’d. ’ c'n b’ 'nywh'r’, 'nyt’m’, 'nd ’ c'n k’ll y’ 'n 'v'r s'v'n h'ndr’d w'ys, 'nd th’t’s j'st w'th m’ b'r’ h'nds. N’t 'nly ’m ’ 'xt'ns'v'ly tr'n’d 'n 'n'rm’d c'mb’t, b’t ’ h'v’ 'cc'ss t’ th’ 'nt'r’ 'rs'n'l 'f th’ 'n’t’d St’t’s M'r'n’ C'rps 'nd ’ w’ll ’s’ ’t t’ 'ts f’ll 'xt'nt t’ w'p’ y'r m’s'r'bl’ 'ss 'ff th’ f'c’ 'f th’ c'nt'n'nt, y’ l'ttl’ sh’t. 'f 'nly y’ c'ld h’ve kn'wn wh’t 'nh'ly r'tr'b’t'n y'r l'ttl’ “cl'v'r” c'mm'nt w’s 'b’t t’ br'ng d'wn 'p'n y’, m'yb’ y’ w'ld h’ve h'ld y'r f'ck'ng t'ng’. B’t y’ c'ldn’t, y’ d'dn’t, 'nd n'w y’'r’ p'y'ng th’ pr'c’, y’ g'dd'mn ’d’t. ’ w’ll sh’t f'ry ’ll 'v'r y’ 'nd y’ w’ll dr'wn 'n ’t. Y’'r’ f'ck'ng d’d, k'dd’.

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peanotbotter:

this video makes me sob every time i watch it. not even a shred of irony

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pukicho:

bhiebhiemo:

pukicho:

Everyone who has heard the term “guerrilla warfare” has also briefly imagined a war made up of gorillas - this is the one connecting thread that every single one of us on this planet share, surpassing race, virtues, culture and more. If you’re ever feeling lonely, know that at one point, all of us thought this very same thought.

This more creepy than comforting

I don’t care what it is

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Let’s get this straight

bobsagetsghost:

Southern Gothic: Abandoned Churches, cryptic gospel signs, don’t go near the marshes, elusive and overly religious people that are probably Up To Something but everyone is too afraid to ask what

Midwestern Gothic: Something Lives In The Corn, broken down trucks, gravel roads that lead nowhere, empty gas stations placed between tiny towns with only one attendant who makes too much eye contact but never speaks

Southwestern Gothic: Animal skulls hung from posts, shacks miles into the barren desert that still look lived in but nobody is ever seen around, They Watch From The Mountains, shapeshifting creatures hiding in the brush

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